04/23/13

thetorontokid:

drayk:

jikukan:

I’M LAHUGING SO HARD AT THIS

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SHE DOESN’T EVEN JUMP SHE JUST LIFTS OFF THE GROUND 

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reblogging for the usage of the preacher jet.

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04/13/13
Alec:Jace thinks he needs to save the world, but you don't need to encourage him to do it.
Clary:What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
2 months ago with: 18 notes - via infernality ( originally infernality)
04/10/13

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04/09/13
01/09/13

Rate My Professor. 

Rate My Professor. 

01/06/13
12/22/12
drscratch:

Oh my god

drscratch:

Oh my god

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5 months ago with: 108,048 notes - via boldindeed ( originally luginub)
12/04/12
emmyc:

i dunno

emmyc:

i dunno

11/30/12

stay-together-always:

paulswhore:

WHY THE HELL IS STEFAN IN A BEACH?

probably spying  the CF set just like everybody elese

(Source: ohtheflawlessness)

11/01/12

mockingtwelve:

The Hunger Games - Bad Lip Reading [x]

7 months ago with: 5,699 notes - via melark ( originally ennobaria)
09/21/12

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06/02/12

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06/02/12

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1 year ago with: 89,241 notes - via porn-ninja ( originally freakincage)
11/20/11

Me and my boyfriend have an adorable game where I pretend to be ‘just a big fan’ of his acting and he pretends that he doesn’t know I exist. 

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11/18/11