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avengers skit on Saturday Night Live starring Jeremy Renner
my life is kind of like an infomercial because i suck at everything i do

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When one person compliments you then a bunch of other people start to compliment you
When one person insults you then a bunch of other people start to insult you
when you get kicked out of a bathhouse for trying to eat everybody
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one time in class we were taking a test and this kid kept looking at my answers so i dug my key into the side of his pretty little souped up 4 wheel drive carved my name into his leather seat i took a louisville slugger to both headlights slashed a hole in all 4 tires maybe next time he’ll think before he cheats











