BREAKING NEWS: UFO LANDS AT OSCARS AND DEMANDS WORLDS ATTENTION
Jennifer Lawrence arriving at the 86th Annual Academy Awards
This is the most perfect thing. Please watch it… It’s very important. It’s only 15 seconds long. You can spare that, I’m sure.
THIS IS AN OPEN MESSAGE TO THE WORLD.
I have kidnapped Santa Claus. Christmas will be cancelled forever unless my needs are met IMMEDIATELY. I hereby demand 10,000 BitCoins to be deposited into my BitCoin Wallet by tonight at midnight. Failure to comply will result in the immediate death of old St Nick here. The attached photo is 100% real and authentic; I do NOT fuck around!
Don’t let the dildo guy shove santa up their ass
now you listen here