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ifineededsome1:

jeanbean603:

ifineededsome1:

jeanbean603:

ifineededsome1:

how do girls know that they’re off of their periods? do their vaginas like ding or something?

an elf pops out and throws confetti at us and yells “YOU’RE FREE! See you next month”

so you give birth to an elf every month?

yes.

z33r0:

interrogatingthecat:

bdjkdhsdf

looooool omfg

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ronaldweaseley:

twattest:

good

I have so many questions

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freddybenson:

when you make a great post but it gets no notes

Paul Wesley was at the lakers game in the kiss cam and he just pointed to his ring.

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2truchainz:

nothing gets by you xbox support 

kasukabes:

if you ever feel unimportant just read this page on the blues clues wiki

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callmetalon:

This is more dramatic than any Lana Del Rey song

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ianbrooks:

The Secret Lives of Predators and Aliens

In a world filled with warring extraterrestrial races vying for dominance and the extinction of their rivals, it’s reassuring to know that even on a galactic battlefield, love can blossom. No doubt their mutual hatred for humans brought them together, but regardless cosplayer PedroTpredator and Abi-T-Xeno make a cute pair and I think that just because they’re different on the outside, that shouldnt affect who they’re allowed to love on the inside. Best wishes to the happy pair and I hope one day they bring some smiling baby Predaliens into the world.

Predator: Deviantart / Tumblr, Alien: Deviantart

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thecatsmustbecrazy:

undercover cat

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roses-and-phantoms:

i can imagine that this is the face of an employee at a thrift shop when white boys burst in singing macklemore