04/16/14

cutely-perverted:

I’m fucking done

(Source: madeupmonkeyshit)

#omg
04/13/14

(Source: videohall)

1 week ago with: 43,327 notes - via baelor ( originally videohall)
04/13/14

toastdurr:

fairyspork:

floptart:

ass2007:

im so glad my boyfriends penis is 2 bread lengths long (:

image

Who the fuck measures dick size in bread

#omg
04/11/14
verycoolpics:

Feed me the Baby

verycoolpics:

Feed me the Baby

1 week ago with: 109,442 notes - via yayforrae ( originally verycoolpics)
04/08/14
colress:

basically

colress:

basically

2 weeks ago with: 16,531 notes - via johnnyakatati ( originally colress)
03/25/14
par0xetine:

Found this gem in the MX (train newspaper in Melbourne)

par0xetine:

Found this gem in the MX (train newspaper in Melbourne)

03/19/14
adriofthedead:

dragonmaw:

jtotheizzoe:

Eat Your Tardigrades or You Don’t Get Dessert!
You know this little guy, right? It’s the mighty tardigrade, as featured in the new Cosmos. Tardigrades, also known as water bears, also known as FREAKIN’ MOSS PIGLETS, are microscopic eight-legged animals that can withstand temperatures from near absolute zero to boiling water, absorb extreme doses of radiation, go without food or water for ten years, and even survive the vacuum of space. They can even be completely dried out and ride on the wind to a new home, where they rehydrate and go about their tardibusiness. Tardigrade rain, folks.
In other words, they are BAMFs (bad-ass microfauna).
Oh, and you’ve probably eaten them. Thanks to Meg Lowman, I found out that these water-dwelling super-critters live not only on wild mosses and wet plants, but on grocery store produce like lettuce and spinach. Do you think that a mere rinse or shake under the faucet (or even cooking) is enough to dislodge a radiation-eating space pig? Ha! Not by a long shot, according to Lowman.
So yeah… trying to go strictly vegetarian? You’ve almost certainly eaten some tardigrades. Sorry. Don’t worry, though. They’re totally harmless. I like to imagine that when I eat them, I absorb their power, and become a little bit mightier.
New motto: For strength, eat your vegetables and eat your tardigrades.
Meg Lowman has more about your local tardigrade friends. Also check out Lowman’s awesome research project that helps wheelchair-bound students climb to the top of the forest canopy where they help study tardigrade biodiversity. Science is for everyone!

i love its stupid face

noot

adriofthedead:

dragonmaw:

jtotheizzoe:

Eat Your Tardigrades or You Don’t Get Dessert!

You know this little guy, right? It’s the mighty tardigrade, as featured in the new Cosmos. Tardigrades, also known as water bears, also known as FREAKIN’ MOSS PIGLETS, are microscopic eight-legged animals that can withstand temperatures from near absolute zero to boiling water, absorb extreme doses of radiation, go without food or water for ten years, and even survive the vacuum of space. They can even be completely dried out and ride on the wind to a new home, where they rehydrate and go about their tardibusiness. Tardigrade rain, folks.

In other words, they are BAMFs (bad-ass microfauna).

Oh, and you’ve probably eaten them. Thanks to Meg Lowman, I found out that these water-dwelling super-critters live not only on wild mosses and wet plants, but on grocery store produce like lettuce and spinach. Do you think that a mere rinse or shake under the faucet (or even cooking) is enough to dislodge a radiation-eating space pig? Ha! Not by a long shot, according to Lowman.

So yeah… trying to go strictly vegetarian? You’ve almost certainly eaten some tardigrades. Sorry. Don’t worry, though. They’re totally harmless. I like to imagine that when I eat them, I absorb their power, and become a little bit mightier.

New motto: For strength, eat your vegetables and eat your tardigrades.

Meg Lowman has more about your local tardigrade friends. Also check out Lowman’s awesome research project that helps wheelchair-bound students climb to the top of the forest canopy where they help study tardigrade biodiversity. Science is for everyone!

i love its stupid face

noot

03/16/14
03/10/14
#omg
03/07/14

nosdrinker:

this is bigger than the moon landing

(Source: ramenparadise)

#omg
03/05/14

unclefather:

quickweaves:

the screech is where i lose it 

he woke up the dinosaurs

#omg
03/05/14

ce-les-ti-al:

camiekahle:

I’ve never related to anything more

college in a 17 second montage

(Source: fartgallery)

1 month ago with: 343,918 notes - via pizza ( originally fartgallery)
03/05/14

(Source: riddlemetom)

03/02/14
skrelp:

BREAKING NEWS: UFO LANDS AT OSCARS AND DEMANDS WORLDS ATTENTION

skrelp:

BREAKING NEWS: UFO LANDS AT OSCARS AND DEMANDS WORLDS ATTENTION

1 month ago with: 129 notes - via baelor ( originally skrelp)
#omg
03/02/14

chuckstew:

Jennifer Lawrence arriving at the 86th Annual Academy Awards

#omg